I was doing my usual routine of waking up in the morning, which consists of setting my fantasy lineups, cooking some fools on Facebook's Mob Wars, and reading articles on MSN.  This morning I came across this article:

Yankee's Star Slump Remedy:  Wear a thong

At first I looked at the title, and it was so shocking that I just dismissed it.  Five seconds later it hit me.  What?  Yankee player actually admits to wearing a thong?!  My first thought was "It mustbe Derek Jeter."  I clicked on the article to find that it was Jason Giambi.  Giambi claims that in order to break out of a slump, he often wears a gold thong under his uniform.  Seeing as how Giambi is hitting .193 this year, I'm guessing he couldn't get a hold of the matching bra.

In a "I'm glad I haven't eaten breakfast yet, and probably won't now" moment, the article goes on to say that other members of the Yankees have worn the thong, such as Johnny Damon, and Derek Jeter (I called it.)

We all remember the White Sox in 2005 played Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" every night in their locker room during their World Series run.  I feel it is only appropriate that the Yankees make their team song "The Thong Song" by Sisqo.